Friday, March 22, 2019

Horoscope lover

Choosing a lover by horoscope. Who is the main playboy Zodiac? Who are the stars to seduce and break hearts?

ZODIAC SIGN
Aries
Going to break for the sake of happiness. There is a victim complex. So often he has to Sacrifice something dear for the good of his beloved. Does not like to go to the left. Having sex with a tragic grimace on his face, probably thinking that this is the last time. A clinical case in love. She must be alone and for life. Never let you go, at least while breathing. Adventurer. But reasonable.
Taurus
Kind and confident man. 100% sure that he is the only support of a weak woman. Without it, nowhere, even to the toilet ... What if you get sucked into a push? Need to save! Often he has fatherly feelings for the lady. On the left goes only in the boom condition. Then terribly tormented and scolding himself. In sex prefers the standard. Do not expect surprises from him. Eternal and unshakable as a rock.
Twins
Difficult type. There must always be two in his fate. Either his second half is you, or his second nature.In the latter cases, I do not envy you. Such a person is full of unpleasant surprises. In sex, not selfish ...often paradoxically. He likes to give you pleasure, if this does not happen - falls into depression.Economic ... Able to wash the dishes. He considers in the relationship the most important spiritual intimacy. It falls down easily, because it is lustful by nature, although it pretends to be a modest shirt - a guy.
Crayfish
Paradox. In the life of obscene economic and seemingly very family man. But if he is not satisfied with the sexual life with a girlfriend or wife goes to the left. Tormented by the love of two women. In sex, she forgets about herself, trying to please you, while not wondering what turns you on the most. Loves to make beautiful gifts in the form of flowers, perfumes, etc.
a lion
A unique person. Here megalomania surpasses all possible limits. If you do not admire him, do not listen to his brilliant music / slips, etc. - morally destroy you will trample and do not frown. He considers himself the only man on earth who knows what the happiness of the entire female population is ... in Him. He is a shepherd, and women are sheep. He alone knows better what they need. After all, he is Tutankhamen, Hercules, Caesar and grandfather Lenin in one person. He conquers and dominates. In sex ... Hmm ... even a word to say ... You must understand with your sheep brains that, having sex with you, he did you a universal service. And try not to write after this night a song of praise to Him or (at worst) an ode ...
Virgo
Naturally, selfish. In a way unique. A person who is complex because of the name of his own zodiac sign and against this background is desperately trying to look much more courageous. What it really is.Sometimes goes to extremes. He tries to fascinate and prove his superiority over other representatives of his own kind. He likes to say compliments, and especially to follow the reaction to them. If he sees that the compliment has worked, he begins to carry it ... It comes to the recognition of eternal love and the unity of his and your mantra against the background of the harmony of the intergalactic consciousness of love. Believe can not be categorically. In bed is usually not convincing. Instead of violent and passionate sex, you can read a book or watch TV (or worse - a computer ...), arguing that his mantra is tired. You can fill up in bed with tears, romantic vows, ardent confessions and all kinds of romantic nonsense. Not inclined to experiment.
Libra
Pai is a boy. Attentive, polite and courteous. Does not require increased attention to his person. Modest and this is conquering. But sometimes this modesty leads to your oedipal complex. I want to take the baby in my arms and give him a sisyu, if only he did not look all his life at you with blue splashes. In bed is gentle. Often, from excessive emotionality and sincerity, it turns out not sex, but tearful hugs. Does not like sex. Can do without it, content with homemade borscht, warm bed and a comfortable apartment. By old age becomes unbearable. Since it falls into childhood and begins to seriously demand sisyu.
Scorpio
Walking sex But without brains. He thinks of a single gyrus, which is deployed in shorts. Patient. Ready to listen to your tears of confession about a heavy female lobe. Will make a sympathetic person, maybe even throw a tear with you. But all this is just a scorpion tactic - to gain confidence and to fill up. In the morning, forget to ask your phone. Do not tolerate reproaches in matters of sex. He is a very unsurpassed master! If you did not finish after his first touch, he will torment you until the appearance of mutual oral - genital corns. Few can satisfy his lush sexual fantasy. If this happens, then this girl is urgently placed with a red marker in his notebook with victories and strategies on the sex battle field.
Sagittarius
A sort of sailor Papay. Cheerful and body and spirit. And always. That, in general, can cause healthy irritation. He tries to provide a home, a family. For this climbs into any profitable (and not) business.Not a miser. His position - all the best for me and my family is engaged in sex pioneeringly - quickly and fervently. Yet his business comes first. He wants children and more. So that was something to be proud of in front of the heads-subordinates. And if you imprison him a squad will shoot - rip off - your head, showered you with gold, fur coats and resorts will never leave you to the left, if only from a sense of duty to the Family. The joy of sex is understood closer to old age, when (as they say) the upper ranks want and the lower classes cannot.
Capricorn
Mania greatness runs after him with a megaphone and banners. He despises women as intelligent creatures. He believes that a woman has a place in the kitchen, and she has the right to vote only on March 8. In the case of your flight will leave without further explanation, referring to the fact that you still do not understand his great purpose in life with your kitchen brains. In bed, she sometimes resorts to sadomasochism (naturally, with her loved ones in the role of the Lord). Do not think about how to please you. It may even think about an outsider, for example, about how awesome the man is. You can attach to yourself only with admiration and endless original compliments. But in case of repetition, at least one of them will go away, again without explanation.
Aquarius
Aesthetic Egoist. But without charm. As a rule, intelligent and with appropriate education can fight with intelligence. It can flood everything in the world forever Loves to be the center of attention. Often falls in love, but quickly loses interest, if another passion does not catch up (what to say about overtaking!) With his brains. Inventive sex. Appreciates freedom, both spiritual and physical. Will go to the left until health will allow.
A fish
Physical personification of fish. Brisk and elusive. If you go to the left, you will never know about it.Carefully conspired. But at home and in the family looks absolutely sincere. Often falls into depresnyak because of unfulfilled plans and hopes. In sex, constantly looking for something new, the experimenter.He can even marry and have children, but it will not keep him anyway. Will walk to the left and conspire.Conspiracy and walk left.



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