Choosing a lover by horoscope. Who is the main playboy Zodiac? Who are the stars to seduce and break hearts?
ZODIAC SIGN
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Aries
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Going to break for the sake of happiness. There is a
victim complex. So often he has to Sacrifice something dear for the good
of his beloved. Does not like to go to the left. Having sex with a
tragic grimace on his face, probably thinking that this is the last
time. A clinical case in love. She must be alone and for
life. Never let you go, at least while
breathing. Adventurer. But reasonable.
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Taurus
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Kind and confident man. 100% sure that he is the only
support of a weak woman. Without it, nowhere, even to the toilet ...
What if you get sucked into a push? Need to save! Often he has
fatherly feelings for the lady. On the left goes only in the boom
condition. Then terribly tormented and scolding himself. In sex
prefers the standard. Do not expect surprises from him. Eternal and
unshakable as a rock.
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Twins
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Difficult type. There must always be two in his
fate. Either his second half is you, or his second nature.In the latter
cases, I do not envy you. Such a person is full of unpleasant
surprises. In sex, not selfish ...often paradoxically. He likes to
give you pleasure, if this does not happen - falls into depression.Economic
... Able to wash the dishes. He considers in the relationship the
most important spiritual intimacy. It falls down easily, because it is
lustful by nature, although it pretends to be a modest shirt - a guy.
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Crayfish
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Paradox. In the life of obscene economic and seemingly
very family man. But if he is not satisfied with the sexual life with a
girlfriend or wife goes to the left. Tormented by the love of two
women. In sex, she forgets about herself, trying to please you, while
not wondering what turns you on the most. Loves to make beautiful gifts in
the form of flowers, perfumes, etc.
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a lion
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A unique person. Here megalomania surpasses all possible
limits. If you do not admire him, do not listen to his brilliant music /
slips, etc. - morally destroy you will trample and do not frown. He
considers himself the only man on earth who knows what the happiness of the
entire female population is ... in Him. He is a shepherd, and women are
sheep. He alone knows better what they need. After all, he is
Tutankhamen, Hercules, Caesar and grandfather Lenin in one person. He
conquers and dominates. In sex ... Hmm ... even a word to say ...
You must understand with your sheep brains that, having sex with you, he did
you a universal service. And try not to write after this night a song of
praise to Him or (at worst) an ode ...
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Virgo
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Naturally, selfish. In a way unique. A person who is
complex because of the name of his own zodiac sign and against this
background is desperately trying to look much more courageous. What it
really is.Sometimes goes to extremes. He tries to fascinate and prove
his superiority over other representatives of his own kind. He likes to
say compliments, and especially to follow the reaction to them. If he
sees that the compliment has worked, he begins to carry it ... It comes to
the recognition of eternal love and the unity of his and your mantra against
the background of the harmony of the intergalactic consciousness of
love. Believe can not be categorically. In bed is usually not
convincing. Instead of violent and passionate sex, you can read a book
or watch TV (or worse - a computer ...), arguing that his mantra is
tired. You can fill up in bed with tears, romantic vows, ardent
confessions and all kinds of romantic nonsense. Not inclined to
experiment.
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Libra
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Pai is a boy. Attentive, polite and courteous. Does
not require increased attention to his person. Modest and this is
conquering. But sometimes this modesty leads to your oedipal
complex. I want to take the baby in my arms and give him a sisyu, if
only he did not look all his life at you with blue splashes. In bed is
gentle. Often, from excessive emotionality and sincerity, it turns out
not sex, but tearful hugs. Does not like sex. Can do without it,
content with homemade borscht, warm bed and a comfortable apartment. By
old age becomes unbearable. Since it falls into childhood and begins to
seriously demand sisyu.
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Scorpio
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Walking sex But without brains. He thinks of a
single gyrus, which is deployed in shorts. Patient. Ready to listen
to your tears of confession about a heavy female lobe. Will make a
sympathetic person, maybe even throw a tear with you. But all this is
just a scorpion tactic - to gain confidence and to fill up. In the
morning, forget to ask your phone. Do not tolerate reproaches in matters
of sex. He is a very unsurpassed master! If you did not finish
after his first touch, he will torment you until the appearance of mutual
oral - genital corns. Few can satisfy his lush sexual fantasy. If
this happens, then this girl is urgently placed with a red marker in his
notebook with victories and strategies on the sex battle field.
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Sagittarius
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A sort of sailor Papay. Cheerful and body and
spirit. And always. That, in general, can cause healthy
irritation. He tries to provide a home, a family. For this climbs
into any profitable (and not) business.Not a miser. His position - all
the best for me and my family is engaged in sex pioneeringly - quickly and
fervently. Yet his business comes first. He wants children and
more. So that was something to be proud of in front of the
heads-subordinates. And if you imprison him a squad will shoot - rip off
- your head, showered you with gold, fur coats and resorts will never leave
you to the left, if only from a sense of duty to the Family. The joy of
sex is understood closer to old age, when (as they say) the upper ranks want
and the lower classes cannot.
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Capricorn
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Mania greatness runs after him with a megaphone and
banners. He despises women as intelligent creatures. He believes
that a woman has a place in the kitchen, and she has the right to vote only
on March 8. In the case of your flight will leave without further
explanation, referring to the fact that you still do not understand his great
purpose in life with your kitchen brains. In bed, she sometimes resorts
to sadomasochism (naturally, with her loved ones in the role of the
Lord). Do not think about how to please you. It may even think
about an outsider, for example, about how awesome the man is. You can
attach to yourself only with admiration and endless original
compliments. But in case of repetition, at least one of them will go
away, again without explanation.
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Aquarius
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Aesthetic Egoist. But without charm. As a rule,
intelligent and with appropriate education can fight with
intelligence. It can flood everything in the world forever Loves to
be the center of attention. Often falls in love, but quickly loses
interest, if another passion does not catch up (what to say about
overtaking!) With his brains. Inventive sex. Appreciates freedom,
both spiritual and physical. Will go to the left until health will
allow.
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A fish
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Physical personification of fish. Brisk and
elusive. If you go to the left, you will never know about it.Carefully
conspired. But at home and in the family looks absolutely
sincere. Often falls into depresnyak because of unfulfilled plans and
hopes. In sex, constantly looking for something new, the experimenter.He
can even marry and have children, but it will not keep him anyway. Will
walk to the left and conspire.Conspiracy and walk left.
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